Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five corny Christmas crackers
Nothing says Christmas quite like the corny jokes in crackers. Here are five classics of the genre discovered by the Green family this Christmas.
Q: What is green, slimy and romantic at Christmas?
A: A mistle-toad!
Q: What game do cows like to play at Christmas?
A: Moo-sical chairs!
Q: What do you call a cat on a beach on Christmas Day?
A: Sandy Claws!
Q: What's a hedgehog's favourite food?
A: Prickled onions!
Q: What do you call two robbers?
A: A pair of nickers!
To find out more about the origins of the Christmas cracker - and the hopeless attempts at humour usually found within - follow this link to get hold of your own copy of What is Myrrh Anyway? Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Christmas.
Q: What is green, slimy and romantic at Christmas?
A: A mistle-toad!
Q: What game do cows like to play at Christmas?
A: Moo-sical chairs!
Q: What do you call a cat on a beach on Christmas Day?
A: Sandy Claws!
Q: What's a hedgehog's favourite food?
A: Prickled onions!
Q: What do you call two robbers?
A: A pair of nickers!
To find out more about the origins of the Christmas cracker - and the hopeless attempts at humour usually found within - follow this link to get hold of your own copy of What is Myrrh Anyway? Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Christmas.
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